July 28, 2026Blog The French Revolution was bloody, full of violence and dread The royal family might have survived if they hadn’t panicked instead Their escape attempt in a big showy coach was clumsy and red-flagged They should have been discreet and not lost their heads! 👑🇫🇷🕊️ 28 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 24, 2026July 23, 2026Blog My cousin can see the future, a seer who knows what’s near Mine is quite different, drinking pint after pint of beer He’s content just being who he is, drinking without a fear If seeing makes someone a seer, then he must be a beer! 🍺🔮🕊️ 24 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 23, 2026July 20, 2026Blog That Bedouin went crazy and slaughtered his camel in state They locked him in an asylum, but soon opened up the gate He was set free again, though he seemed quite insane to see Because he was classified in the no-mad category! 🐪🔓🕊️ 23 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 22, 2026July 20, 2026Blog France was in crisis while the royals lived a lavish life With “let them eat cake” spoken during national strife I’m guessing they were drunk on whisky constantly, you see For what else would you expect from the Bourbon dynasty! 👑🥃🕊️ 22 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 21, 2026July 20, 2026Blog That tennis player was in the zone and seeing the ball real well I watched the World Cup third-place match, where both the teams fell England beat France 6-4, which looks like a tennis score in all The goalies lacked passion and saw the football like a tennis ball! ⚽🎾🕊️ 21 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 20, 2026July 19, 2026Blog I think my neighbour is a witch who lives across the way She warmed up her new ride before she left the house today I asked my friend what it sounded like as she began to zoom It’s just a motorcycle but it sounded like a broom! 🧙♀️🏍️🕊️ 20 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 18, 2026Blog I watched the Wimbledon ladies’ final to see who had won Noskova played brilliantly under the summer sun I asked about her opponent and how she managed to fare She’s not Muchova tennis player, which really isn’t fair! 🎾🏆🕊️ 18 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 15, 2026July 15, 2026Blog Do rattlesnakes get married? I know a lady who tried But her husband quickly filed for divorce and walked outside He asked to leave just like that, being very direct instead “I want my diamondback!” is exactly what he said! 🐍💎🕊️ 15 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 14, 2026Blog Kids these days are ignorant of culture and history My Greek nephew doesn’t know ancient civilization’s mystery I told him about Poseidon with his trident in the sea He said he never knew they chewed gum so frequently! 🔱🍬🕊️ 14 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 13, 2026Blog Football is a dirty game, the World Cup’s a big event It’s such a muddy and messy sport, with all their energy spent The world’s biggest star is in action, what could be his name? Of course they call him Messi in such a muddy game! ⚽🥅🕊️ 13 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
