August 8, 2026August 7, 2026Blog I saw an ugly dog and pointed it out to my friend “Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder,” he did defend I asked him who first said that famous little verse “Probably some ugly person crowned Miss Universe!” 🐶👑🕊️ 8 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 7, 2026August 7, 2026Blog I buy my honey at Generous Joe’s, where they give free stuff away But offers that are too good to be true will come back to bite you one day I asked my friend what he meant by that, and why he disagrees He said to watch out when you open the jar for all of those free bees! 🍯🐝🕊️ 7 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 6, 2026August 5, 2026Blog In Orwell’s “Animal Farm,” the cruel farmer was finally dead Rumour says Napoleon the pig kept a trophy of his head He mounted the man on the wall right above the mantelpiece It truly was the tyrant pig’s ultimate master piece! 🐷🏆🕊️ 6 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 5, 2026Blog How did the race between the tortoise and the hare go? The hare ended up losing, which is a shock to know Its fur was matted and tangled in a messy array It seems the poor runner just had a bad hare day! 🐢🐇🕊️ 5 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 4, 2026August 4, 2026Blog My uncle is a member of the New York Philharmonic crew I never noticed which one he was, to tell the truth to you He’s the one who plays the trumpet solo, sitting near He plays it so low that you can’t even hear! 🎺🎼🕊️ 4 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 3, 2026August 1, 2026Blog My friend the bloodhound moved to the American West Coast But the constant noisy howling is what bothers him the most I asked him where he’s staying that causes such hysteria He told me he is living right in the middle of the Bay Area! 🐕🌉🕊️ 3 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 1, 2026August 1, 2026Blog The post-Yamnaya culture was advanced, so it seems Finding ancient tape recorders was beyond their wildest dreams I asked what they are calling this new culture they found there They told me it is known as the recorded ware! 📼🎧🕊️ 1 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 31, 2026July 28, 2026Blog My cousin was fussy about photos, giving the photographer hell He would sit for hours just to make sure the picture turned out well I asked what he meant by “was” and what happened on that spot The photographer lost his patience and gave him a headshot! 📸🔫🕊️ 31 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 30, 2026July 28, 2026Blog I heard a streaker ran out at the game today An overenthusiastic fan, you could safely say I asked him to speak plainly, though it’s embarrassing stuff He said a streaker is just a sports buff in the buff! 🏃♂️🏟️🕊️ 30 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
July 29, 2026July 28, 2026Blog Why did Don Quixote attack windmills with all his might? He was just very different from any other knight I asked in what way as he charged across the plain He was a man who always went against the grain! 🐴⚔️🕊️ 29 July 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
