August 12, 2026August 10, 2026Blog Humans say that marriage should last for a whole lifetime They’ve said it ever since the cavemen were in their prime Back then a person’s lifespan was thirty years at most Looking at the newlyweds, thirty feels too long to boast! 👰🎂🕊️ 12 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 11, 2026August 10, 2026Blog The government charges a cess for disaster relief today Without accountability or transparency in any way It’s a bog of corruption where depravity and greed rule Instead of helping victims, it’s just a giant cesspool! 💰💩🕊️ 11 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 10, 2026August 7, 2026Blog King Edward gave up his throne to marry Wallis Simpson, they swear Love matters more than anything, even without a royal heir What difference does a name make? It really shouldn’t cause a stare But it’s hard not to look when she has Marge Simpson’s hair! 👑💍🕊️ 10 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 8, 2026August 7, 2026Blog I saw an ugly dog and pointed it out to my friend “Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder,” he did defend I asked him who first said that famous little verse “Probably some ugly person crowned Miss Universe!” 🐶👑🕊️ 8 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 7, 2026August 7, 2026Blog I buy my honey at Generous Joe’s, where they give free stuff away But offers that are too good to be true will come back to bite you one day I asked my friend what he meant by that, and why he disagrees He said to watch out when you open the jar for all of those free bees! 🍯🐝🕊️ 7 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 6, 2026August 5, 2026Blog In Orwell’s “Animal Farm,” the cruel farmer was finally dead Rumour says Napoleon the pig kept a trophy of his head He mounted the man on the wall right above the mantelpiece It truly was the tyrant pig’s ultimate master piece! 🐷🏆🕊️ 6 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 5, 2026Blog How did the race between the tortoise and the hare go? The hare ended up losing, which is a shock to know Its fur was matted and tangled in a messy array It seems the poor runner just had a bad hare day! 🐢🐇🕊️ 5 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 4, 2026August 4, 2026Blog My uncle is a member of the New York Philharmonic crew I never noticed which one he was, to tell the truth to you He’s the one who plays the trumpet solo, sitting near He plays it so low that you can’t even hear! 🎺🎼🕊️ 4 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 3, 2026August 1, 2026Blog My friend the bloodhound moved to the American West Coast But the constant noisy howling is what bothers him the most I asked him where he’s staying that causes such hysteria He told me he is living right in the middle of the Bay Area! 🐕🌉🕊️ 3 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
August 1, 2026August 1, 2026Blog The post-Yamnaya culture was advanced, so it seems Finding ancient tape recorders was beyond their wildest dreams I asked what they are calling this new culture they found there They told me it is known as the recorded ware! 📼🎧🕊️ 1 August 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
