March 4, 2026March 4, 2026Blog Nephews make me spend a fortune on sweets Mars family names chocolates Mars Milky Way Galaxy Obviously so they can charge astronomical prices π«ποΈ 4 Mar 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
March 3, 2026March 3, 2026Blog Hundred Yearsβ War lasted 116 years Six Day War lasted exactly six days Greatest inaccuracy was the greatest war Second World War lasted much longer βοΈποΈ 3 Mar 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
March 2, 2026Blog Itβs happening today William Tell shoots an apple off his sonβs head He said his son was the apple of his eye Ouch π―ποΈ 2 Mar 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 27, 2026Blog They donβt teach grammar at school any more Nephew says grammar is for old people His grammar and grampa They donβt teach spelling either πποΈ 27 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 26, 2026February 26, 2026Blog Is Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds about LSD No doubt given its title and vibe Beatles denied it makes no sense They must have been on drugs πΆποΈ 26 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 25, 2026Blog Uncle owns a vineyard Workers sleep on the job Where is it He said Napper Valley πποΈ 25 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 24, 2026Blog Late European cousin went to the UK Told him to stay on the right side In the UK the right side is the left side Blimey π£οΈποΈ 24 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 23, 2026Blog Archaeologists found mangled trains and cars No those are ancient bones Not wrecked cars but giant skeletons Tyrannosaurus Rex probably π¦ποΈ 23 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 22, 2026Blog Wimpy artist turned brave Robber aimed a gun at him He drew a bead instead Crazy brave indeed π¨ποΈ 20 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon
February 19, 2026Blog Board of directors at the beach Employees slave away at the office Feudal overlords formed alliances They called them serfboards probably πποΈ 19 Feb 2026 #Birdplay #dailycartoon #dailytoon